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1. What if authorize had a customer service line? save
2. Authorize is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about authorize is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine authorize, but run by your grandma. save
5. Authorize: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like authorize is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for authorize. save
8. Authorize has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers authorize for the first time. save
10. Authorize if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save