Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

oilinessoleaginousnessunctuousnessfulsomenesssmarminesssmarminunctionunguentsunguentunitionextreme unctionunsterileunaccentedunitiesunqualifiedunifiersunspottedunerasableointmentsunclosunperfectunsoiledunifacialunprocessed

Rhymes

functionsdysfunctionsinjunctionsjunctionsconjunctionsmalfunctions

Sounds like (for puns)

unctionsfunctionsunctionjunctionsunctiousactionssanctionsauctionsaleutiansemotionsfunctionjunctionemissionspunctionincansfunktionsuctionsructionsanxiousomissionsakinsinklingsjunkinsallusions

Angles

  1. What if unctions had a customer service line? save
  2. Unctions is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about unctions is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine unctions, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Unctions: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like unctions is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for unctions. save
  8. Unctions has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers unctions for the first time. save
  10. Unctions if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save