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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

fortnighttwo timesweeklongnumber twotwo foldtwofoldfortnightlymonthlongweeklytwo sidedcalendar weektwoferbiweeklytwo dozentwoscorefortnightliestime frametwiceweekendsecondconsecutivetwosomeweekdayweekends

Sounds like (for puns)

two weekstweakstwixtunicsto walktwo rockstopicst-rextonicstunistimexterextoquestelextopixtippext rextsxteakstay sachstay-sachsto seektorxtajiks

Angles

  1. What if two weeks had a customer service line? save
  2. Two weeks is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about two weeks is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine two weeks, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Two weeks: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like two weeks is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for two weeks. save
  8. Two weeks has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers two weeks for the first time. save
  10. Two weeks if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save