Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

short bitlong bittwo cents' worthcase quartertwo penniesquarterdimehalf-a-crowntwo penn'orthtwopencequartereentwo centstwenty-five cent wordquattietwopennytwentypencefive-spottwopennyworthtwo pesosquadbitthreepenny-bitdollarfarthingfourth

Sounds like (for puns)

two bitsto bitstibbitstibbettstibbetstibbittstwo-bittwo bittippetstop hitsdebitstidbitsteapotstobittop hatsto boottwo by twotibbettto beattabistabustwo hatshobbitshibbitts

Angles

  1. What if two bits had a customer service line? save
  2. Two bits is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about two bits is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine two bits, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Two bits: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like two bits is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for two bits. save
  8. Two bits has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers two bits for the first time. save
  10. Two bits if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save