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What if trisegmentation had a customer service line? save
Trisegmentation is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about trisegmentation is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine trisegmentation, but run by your grandma. save
Trisegmentation: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like trisegmentation is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for trisegmentation. save
Trisegmentation has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers trisegmentation for the first time. save
Trisegmentation if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save