Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

militarismoverkillwarmongerywhole shooting matchworldfulwhole wide worldwar and peacewhole ball of waxwhole hogfull-burnsumtotaloperational exhaustionfull blastsum totalqui viveentirefull whackall one's eggs in one basketentiretycomprehensivewhat it takesfull-handednessovertillageeverything but the kitchen sink

Sounds like (for puns)

total wartotalisertotalizertidal powertotallytitlertidal boretotalizetotal losstotal heatmetalwareturtle powertotalshoteliertotalisetotaltotaledtotalledtidal wavetablewaretotalingtotaletightwiretattily

Angles

  1. What if total war had a customer service line? save
  2. Total war is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about total war is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine total war, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Total war: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like total war is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for total war. save
  8. Total war has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers total war for the first time. save
  10. Total war if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save