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Means about the same

fourth downsecond downfirst downthree-and-outdowndown and distanceturnover on downsthree up, three downthirdtriple optiontouch-downcheckdowntouchdown passdropline to gaindrivedrop backtriple playpremiership quartertrois pointpunt-outtouchdowndrop-backreturn

Sounds like (for puns)

thirteenthrowdownthrow downthrow-downthrawnardonthronethirtythrownthronthird eyethrunthird daythranthe townthe denthrenethreadenardenardinardeneardanardoinardoyne

Angles

  1. What if third down had a customer service line? save
  2. Third down is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about third down is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine third down, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Third down: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like third down is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for third down. save
  8. Third down has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers third down for the first time. save
  10. Third down if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save