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Means about the same

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Sounds like (for puns)

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Angles

  1. What if thimerosal had a customer service line? save
  2. Thimerosal is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about thimerosal is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine thimerosal, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Thimerosal: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like thimerosal is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for thimerosal. save
  8. Thimerosal has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers thimerosal for the first time. save
  10. Thimerosal if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save