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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

exe ini filename ansi bios admin dos biometric macros oem boot executable directives file kernel ems emulation tcp directive directory loaded files loads startup

Means about the same

system exe init addr int auth pid util pwr dns nid gid img fla mnt walsh chk obj celle eval vuln noti raymond ics

Sounds like (for puns)

sis cis siss sice sys cice ciss ssis scis cess sus sess suss cesse psis psas -sis ssas tsis cease ces cece cise cce

Angles

What if sys had a customer service line? save
Sys is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about sys is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine sys, but run by your grandma. save
Sys: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like sys is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for sys. save
Sys has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers sys for the first time. save
Sys if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save