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Angles

1. What if static fire had a customer service line? save
2. Static fire is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about static fire is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine static fire, but run by your grandma. save
5. Static fire: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like static fire is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for static fire. save
8. Static fire has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers static fire for the first time. save
10. Static fire if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save