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1. What if selective fire had a customer service line? save
2. Selective fire is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about selective fire is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine selective fire, but run by your grandma. save
5. Selective fire: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like selective fire is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for selective fire. save
8. Selective fire has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers selective fire for the first time. save
10. Selective fire if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save