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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

spurt pip-squeak spirt squeeze out force out eject jet small fry needles runs sinks spurts stalk syringes times sprays dabs loofa spritz flushes teaspoonfuls peels carboy pops

Rhymes

asserts outskirts deserts perverts alerts converts averts spurts desserts cherts inserts hurts reverts concerts miniskirts diverts exerts subverts worts blurts undershirts nightshirts reasserts curts

Sounds like (for puns)

squirts squirt skirts squats squits skorts scarts squirter squirters sorts escorts skort scoots skeets scorce scort scourse sortes scarce scots scart scats sarts quirts

Angles

What if squirts had a customer service line? save
Squirts is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about squirts is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine squirts, but run by your grandma. save
Squirts: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like squirts is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for squirts. save
Squirts has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers squirts for the first time. save
Squirts if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save