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1. What if springer had a customer service line? save
2. Springer is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about springer is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine springer, but run by your grandma. save
5. Springer: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like springer is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for springer. save
8. Springer has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers springer for the first time. save
10. Springer if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save