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Means about the same

divided divide schism part separate dissever split up break up fragmented break broken tear cleave rive break open burst rent stock split disconnected cut carve up disunited rip injured

Rhymes

blitz spits grits glitz ritz hits the pits commits fits spitz bits mitts admits emits permits writs outfits acquits sophisticates pits quits knits gets bitts

Sounds like (for puns)

splits splats split spits slits spitz splints splitt spliss sluts slutz spets slots spats slates slats spatz slights spites sleets speights spates sleights spaatz

Angles

What if splits had a customer service line? save
Splits is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about splits is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine splits, but run by your grandma. save
Splits: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like splits is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for splits. save
Splits has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers splits for the first time. save
Splits if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save