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1. What if spasm had a customer service line? save
2. Spasm is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about spasm is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine spasm, but run by your grandma. save
5. Spasm: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like spasm is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for spasm. save
8. Spasm has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers spasm for the first time. save
10. Spasm if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save