Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

allotmentrandomdemocracyvotingselectioncitizenschosensystemsoffice

Means about the same

casting lotsdrawing lotsdivide and choosesamplingsubsortpermutationscatteringcombinationselection sortfair divisionrandom numberbucketsortpseudosamplingcontest competitionequipartitioningdodgson's methodmediocrity principlesecretary problemdivisionpolicysortrejection samplingcondorcet methodequipartition

Rhymes

fortition

Sounds like (for puns)

sortitionsortationmorticiancitationpartitionseditioncetaceansaltationserrationc-rationseriationsarmatiansartansartonstationcitizensortingsedationstriationsauriansorptionsertanceredigionsiltation

Angles

  1. What if sortition had a customer service line? save
  2. Sortition is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about sortition is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine sortition, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Sortition: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like sortition is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for sortition. save
  8. Sortition has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers sortition for the first time. save
  10. Sortition if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save