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1. What if snails had a customer service line? save
2. Snails is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about snails is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine snails, but run by your grandma. save
5. Snails: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like snails is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for snails. save
8. Snails has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers snails for the first time. save
10. Snails if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save