Riff a topic
Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.
Means about the same
presentpresent tensesimple futuresimple pastpresent continuouspresent conditionalprimary tensepresent perfecthistorical presentpreterite-presenthistoric presentpreterite tensepresent systemprespreterite-present verbabsolute tenseperfect tensefuture simplepresent progressivepresent perfect continuouspreteriteperfectfuture tensesecondary tense
Angles
- What if simple present had a customer service line? save
- Simple present is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
- The worst thing about simple present is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
- Imagine simple present, but run by your grandma. save
- Simple present: the mockumentary version. save
- Everyone acts like simple present is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
- Write the terms and conditions for simple present. save
- Simple present has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
- Your grandma discovers simple present for the first time. save
- Simple present if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save