Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

perfect systemsecondary tenseprimary tensepresent perfectsimple presentimperfect tensepast perfectpreterite-present verbpresentpreterite tensepresent tensepreterite-presentperfect tensepresent imperfectsimple pastpast perfect continuouspreteritepast imperfect tensefuture simplepresent perfect continuouspast anteriorpresent continuoussimple futurepluperfect

Sounds like (for puns)

payment systempoint systembrake systemsound systembiosystemscoring systemcease and desistsardonicismsolonistpsalmist

Angles

  1. What if present system had a customer service line? save
  2. Present system is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about present system is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine present system, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Present system: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like present system is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for present system. save
  8. Present system has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers present system for the first time. save
  10. Present system if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save