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1. What if shell-less had a customer service line? save
2. Shell-less is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about shell-less is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine shell-less, but run by your grandma. save
5. Shell-less: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like shell-less is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for shell-less. save
8. Shell-less has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers shell-less for the first time. save
10. Shell-less if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save