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Means about the same

sharpened pointed acuate edged cutting piercing stabbing knifelike penetrating penetrative scratching crisp precipitous steep high abrupt smart intense high-pitched sudden shrill astringent sour tart

Sounds like (for puns)

sharps sharpes sharp shops sharpie sharpe sharpy sharpey sharpei shar pei shoppes shar-pei scharp harps tarps ships shapes sharper sheeps sherpa sharpies shaps sharped schartz

Angles

What if sharpes had a customer service line? save
Sharpes is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about sharpes is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine sharpes, but run by your grandma. save
Sharpes: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like sharpes is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for sharpes. save
Sharpes has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers sharpes for the first time. save
Sharpes if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save