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1. What if sharp sand had a customer service line? save
2. Sharp sand is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about sharp sand is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine sharp sand, but run by your grandma. save
5. Sharp sand: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like sharp sand is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for sharp sand. save
8. Sharp sand has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers sharp sand for the first time. save
10. Sharp sand if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save