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1. What if self harm had a customer service line? save
2. Self harm is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about self harm is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine self harm, but run by your grandma. save
5. Self harm: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like self harm is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for self harm. save
8. Self harm has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers self harm for the first time. save
10. Self harm if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save