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1. What if self centered had a customer service line? save
2. Self centered is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about self centered is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine self centered, but run by your grandma. save
5. Self centered: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like self centered is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for self centered. save
8. Self centered has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers self centered for the first time. save
10. Self centered if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save