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1. What if second-half had a customer service line? save
2. Second-half is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about second-half is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine second-half, but run by your grandma. save
5. Second-half: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like second-half is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for second-half. save
8. Second-half has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers second-half for the first time. save
10. Second-half if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save