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1. What if schematic a had a customer service line? save
2. Schematic a is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about schematic a is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine schematic a, but run by your grandma. save
5. Schematic a: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like schematic a is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for schematic a. save
8. Schematic a has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers schematic a for the first time. save
10. Schematic a if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save