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1. What if schematic had a customer service line? save
2. Schematic is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about schematic is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine schematic, but run by your grandma. save
5. Schematic: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like schematic is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for schematic. save
8. Schematic has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers schematic for the first time. save
10. Schematic if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save