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1. What if return us had a customer service line? save
2. Return us is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about return us is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine return us, but run by your grandma. save
5. Return us: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like return us is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for return us. save
8. Return us has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers return us for the first time. save
10. Return us if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save