Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if return statement had a customer service line? save
  2. Return statement is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about return statement is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine return statement, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Return statement: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like return statement is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for return statement. save
  8. Return statement has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers return statement for the first time. save
  10. Return statement if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save