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1. What if switch statement had a customer service line? save
2. Switch statement is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about switch statement is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine switch statement, but run by your grandma. save
5. Switch statement: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like switch statement is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for switch statement. save
8. Switch statement has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers switch statement for the first time. save
10. Switch statement if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save