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1. What if return ing had a customer service line? save
2. Return ing is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about return ing is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine return ing, but run by your grandma. save
5. Return ing: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like return ing is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for return ing. save
8. Return ing has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers return ing for the first time. save
10. Return ing if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save