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Angles

1. What if return fire had a customer service line? save
2. Return fire is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about return fire is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine return fire, but run by your grandma. save
5. Return fire: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like return fire is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for return fire. save
8. Return fire has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers return fire for the first time. save
10. Return fire if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save