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Associations

ext ration calories maghreb canned starvation sur forage meals bread morale ammunition supplies meal beef flour packed soup tablets meat fatal inadequate pork cooked

Means about the same

ration out allocations bales diets food foodstuffs intakes meals operations portions proceedings quotas servings shares stakes subtotal supplies allotment allowance portion quota provisions dole issue

Rhymes

passions fashions

Sounds like (for puns)

rations russians ration regions rashes reasons raisins reruns rationed roshan aeration orations resins regence freshens rejoins grecians prussians rowans aration roy jones rayons irruptions erration

Angles

What if rations had a customer service line? save
Rations is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about rations is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine rations, but run by your grandma. save
Rations: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like rations is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for rations. save
Rations has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers rations for the first time. save
Rations if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save