Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if query optimization had a customer service line? save
  2. Query optimization is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about query optimization is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine query optimization, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Query optimization: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like query optimization is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for query optimization. save
  8. Query optimization has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers query optimization for the first time. save
  10. Query optimization if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save