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1. What if prepared statement had a customer service line? save
2. Prepared statement is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about prepared statement is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine prepared statement, but run by your grandma. save
5. Prepared statement: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like prepared statement is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for prepared statement. save
8. Prepared statement has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers prepared statement for the first time. save
10. Prepared statement if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save