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Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

surveyingquantitiesentropysurveyorconserveddemandedequilibriumqualitymarginaldosemeasuredsuppliedpriceconsumedequationvectorammunitionmomentummeasurementmagnitudevelocitysubstancecurveprobability

Means about the same

quantumamountmeasurealiquotfigurenumberqtythroughputlengthcountsvolumequantitativecountweighttotalsumlevelinstalmentmassproportionvarietyportionmultitudedeal

Rhymes

ana tana tebonnet heconatyquantity esonnet he

Sounds like (for puns)

quantityquantitiesquantitivequintetquintettequantitatequintetsquantumquantaquantasquantamconatyquantalquantilekuantanquantiquantifyquiddityquanticoquanticqueen citycantatacantantecantate

Angles

  1. What if quantity had a customer service line? save
  2. Quantity is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about quantity is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine quantity, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Quantity: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like quantity is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for quantity. save
  8. Quantity has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers quantity for the first time. save
  10. Quantity if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save