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1. What if pyro had a customer service line? save
2. Pyro is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about pyro is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine pyro, but run by your grandma. save
5. Pyro: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like pyro is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for pyro. save
8. Pyro has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers pyro for the first time. save
10. Pyro if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save