Riff a topic

Angles

1. What if probabilistic had a customer service line? save
2. Probabilistic is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about probabilistic is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine probabilistic, but run by your grandma. save
5. Probabilistic: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like probabilistic is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for probabilistic. save
8. Probabilistic has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers probabilistic for the first time. save
10. Probabilistic if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save