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Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

gallantlycorporalslightestseamencostellodesertionbehavedhesitationabbottlancesergeantparadeplatoonconvictsinsigniafrankensteinsurfbudregimentalofficerswoundedinterpreterdrillmess

Means about the same

genitaliaprivate partsgenitalscrotchgenital organjewelspartstroopssoldiercombatantsmen-at-armspartiessoldierstroopersnethersintimate partsintimate areaprivate areapubic regionpenetralianether regionsubgenitaliapenetraliumposterior

Rhymes

alive itsbeehive hutsdeprive itsderive itsdrive itsfive hitsfive hutshive hutslive itsrevive itssurvive its

Sounds like (for puns)

privatesprivetsprivateprivatprivate eyeprophetsprivetpivotsprivatisepravityprovisbrevetsprivate eyesprofitspreventsprivityprove itprivetteprivettpreviouspervertspreviteprevattpariet

Angles

  1. What if privates had a customer service line? save
  2. Privates is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about privates is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine privates, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Privates: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like privates is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for privates. save
  8. Privates has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers privates for the first time. save
  10. Privates if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save