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1. What if positional had a customer service line? save
2. Positional is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about positional is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine positional, but run by your grandma. save
5. Positional: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like positional is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for positional. save
8. Positional has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers positional for the first time. save
10. Positional if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save