Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if pasteurise had a customer service line? save
  2. Pasteurise is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about pasteurise is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine pasteurise, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Pasteurise: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like pasteurise is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for pasteurise. save
  8. Pasteurise has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers pasteurise for the first time. save
  10. Pasteurise if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save