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Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Associations

mumpsparotidductglandglandsinflammationincidencechronicinfectionsyndromepaincause

Means about the same

pneumoparotitisparotidomegalyparadenitisparodontitisotitissinusitisuveoparotitisparabronchiolitistonsillitisparabronchitisperidontitisparathyroidismpalatitisparathyroiditisperilymphadenitisgingivitismastitismastoiditisprostatitismyringitisganglionitispanotitisparrot diseaseadenitis

Rhymes

barotitis

Sounds like (for puns)

parotitiskeratitisherodotusparadisespyrrhotiteparadiseparasitesparachutesproctitisparasitizeherodiasparachutistparentsparentlessparadoxparadiesparadigmsparakeetsparadoxeparamattaparadigmaparadiddlescharity tossepaphroditus

Angles

  1. What if parotitis had a customer service line? save
  2. Parotitis is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about parotitis is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine parotitis, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Parotitis: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like parotitis is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for parotitis. save
  8. Parotitis has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers parotitis for the first time. save
  10. Parotitis if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save