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1. What if parentheses had a customer service line? save
2. Parentheses is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about parentheses is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine parentheses, but run by your grandma. save
5. Parentheses: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like parentheses is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for parentheses. save
8. Parentheses has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers parentheses for the first time. save
10. Parentheses if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save