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Associations

thirst passover peas israelites deserts corn arid grain ate lips drought desert cooked flour dried offerings rice bounded irrigation dry ritual dying burma wet

Means about the same

scorched sunbaked adust cooked baked dry arid athirst thirsty dried hungry death dryland dead sere droughted dryish withered dried up sun-dried semidry dehydrated chapped sunburnt

Rhymes

marched starched arched

Sounds like (for puns)

parched porched part parked perched parch parte parsed port porch porche porte porked pouched porritt porat pour out porret pard borscht parde borsht parat paard

Angles

What if parched had a customer service line? save
Parched is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about parched is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine parched, but run by your grandma. save
Parched: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like parched is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for parched. save
Parched has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers parched for the first time. save
Parched if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save