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1. What if outperforms had a customer service line? save
2. Outperforms is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about outperforms is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine outperforms, but run by your grandma. save
5. Outperforms: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like outperforms is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for outperforms. save
8. Outperforms has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers outperforms for the first time. save
10. Outperforms if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save