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1. What if no answer had a customer service line? save
2. No answer is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about no answer is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine no answer, but run by your grandma. save
5. No answer: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like no answer is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for no answer. save
8. No answer has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers no answer for the first time. save
10. No answer if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save