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1. What if newbert had a customer service line? save
2. Newbert is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about newbert is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine newbert, but run by your grandma. save
5. Newbert: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like newbert is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for newbert. save
8. Newbert has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers newbert for the first time. save
10. Newbert if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save