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1. What if mitigate had a customer service line? save
2. Mitigate is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about mitigate is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine mitigate, but run by your grandma. save
5. Mitigate: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like mitigate is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for mitigate. save
8. Mitigate has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers mitigate for the first time. save
10. Mitigate if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save