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1. What if middleware had a customer service line? save
2. Middleware is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about middleware is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine middleware, but run by your grandma. save
5. Middleware: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like middleware is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for middleware. save
8. Middleware has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers middleware for the first time. save
10. Middleware if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save