Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

rulermeasuring rodstraightedgetape measurepoletwo-by-fourheight gaugeplumb bobstadimeterstakenailspirit levelchalk linecircumferentoryardchiselpair of compassesknifebillhookjacob's staffpaper clipcombination squareperpendiculartheodolite

Rhymes

meter stickmetre stick

Sounds like (for puns)

meterstickmeter stickmetrestickmeteoriticnightsticknight stickmysticmetricmisticmatchstickmasticmatricmitoticmosticmotoricmostekhorse tickletter stockmarsocmotortruckmajesticmasterstrokemarzecmaster stroke

Angles

  1. What if meterstick had a customer service line? save
  2. Meterstick is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about meterstick is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine meterstick, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Meterstick: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like meterstick is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for meterstick. save
  8. Meterstick has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers meterstick for the first time. save
  10. Meterstick if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save